a delusion of lust:

i need to be at circle k every monday from 4:30-5:00 pm. in fact, that circle k will serve all of my future convenience store needs. from this day forth, i will dedicate my free time to getting that sexy ass naked and visa/versa. i swear to god! why didnt i say something when i had the chance? that was a reason for living! this blows! i didnt even give any hint of flirtation or anything!i am going to hell in a hand-basket. on top of that, i have been so horny and i didnt even think to share my number? i didnt even follow the car as it drove away! i didnt even get the license plate # ;( ! damn! what am i going to do? this could have been my perfect match! wtf is wrong with me? sure, i was a little high, but that seems like even more of a reason to take a chance on a very obvious whim. someone is on the intercom calling my name, saying, a spill needs to be cleaned on isle 6 3/4 inches of pleasure. i will never again watch any stitch of porn. all of my sexual efforts will be directed to finding the sexiest, most playfully seductive smile in town! and the body that goes along with it. i was too nervous to talk, i felt like i was going to fucking black-out! i am going to kill myself. i am going to sign up for missed connections on craigslist immediately... and no screwing around this time. the basis of this relationship will revolve around fucking. those were the legs that are going to take my virginity. from now on, for my whole life, i will search for you, and you for me.