Talks on Love and Sex. trust me, i'm the expert. frownface says that one should never have to take one's own clothes off. i like to think i've never been in love & i really don't know-- have I? what is love? what is it like? what does it mean? last night i was with ex-- i told her "okay, i'm ready to have sex" and she said yeah and looked at me like "okay, thats fine with me. lets do it." i remember her reaching over and grabbing a couple of condoms; one for me and one for her. we jumped on the bed in my brother's room. i told her i wasn't all that horny, then she nudged her little foot into my crotch to feel for herself. we both opened our condoms-- they were shaped like HEARTS-- and not the kind of heart that you find in a body's chest, instead, they were shaped like those fake red HEARTS that you see on valentines day. she played with her's for a moment then threw it on the floor and i spit gum in mine then wadded it up in my fingers. we played around on the bed with our clothes on. she tickled my feet. it was unbearable, i couln't control myself. then, someone opened the bedroom door and we were still for a moment. she yelled at us and said, "i'm trying to sleep."