Some things strangers said to me today:

“Sorry about that. Bruno always does that.”

“No, that’s gray. That’s definitely not khaki.”

“Support skateboarders eating Buglers!”

“Oh boy. You makin’ that salad look good! What kinda meat is that?”

Some things I want to say to strangers:

“Beautiful day…”

“How old are you?

“Talk to me about genital aroma/odor. Rate mine on a scale from one to ten.”

“Nice hair.”