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I can’t think of an instance when wearing this would be appropriate. Even Halloween. “What are you supposed to be?” “I’m an Aztec scuba-diving egg man from Mars with a hair extension. In the front.

Perfect for when you are acting like a horse’s ass!

I have no words. That horse’s tail or merkin or whatever that’s supposed to be… I can’t figure it out.
The other items in the shop make me think that the seller’s going for the hipster burqua crowd or she got fired as the costume designer from a Star Wars fan film and needs to move the costume pieces since the production stopped payment on the check.

This is a testament to the one point in time, the only point in time in the whole course of human history, when man said to to himself. – “I know what this rug needs — A pony tail and a hole so that I can wear this in public.”
Those words, to the detriment of human society, were never uttered again.

Could you imagine being a victim of a crime by someone wearing this…….nobody would ever believe you and I can just imagine the drawing of the perp.

Cinco De Mayo + April Fools x Fright – Taste = Poncho Headress

now that’s a horse of a different color.

Her entire collection seems to cater to the flamboyant bank robber set…

I wouldn’t be surprised if the police find a woman with a shaved head tied up in this persons basement.

Yipes! Pretty sure the nightmares I’ll be having tonight will be directly due to this shop.

n my early 20’s, when i first moved to the city, i took a self defense class. their suggestion to being mugged and/or forced to accompany the criminal element to say, the ATM machine…was to act crazy – the louder and more manic, the better – so that people on the street would take notice and maybe try to save your crazy ass.
forget all that. i just need me one of these.
it’s my new personal security outfit.

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